This conversation actually happened at the base of the Marina City towers (my lifelong dream home) over the weekend:
D: I would love to live here.
Me: I would love to live here. I have wanted to live here since I was a kid.
D: Well, you’ve only wanted to live here longer than me because you’re…
Me: Because I’m…OLDER???? *rolling eyes* I KNOW. I’m older. I was here first.
D: Anyway, I want to live here.