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The Donald Was Only There In Spirit (and on books, ties, ice cream…)

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Fifth Avenue in New York is a special place to visit. It is home to many beyond-high-end shops such as Tiffany & Company, Prada, Gucci, Cartier, Van Cleef & Arpels, and Bergdorf Goodman, just to name a few. I have to add that these are not the places on Fifth that we visited. We wouldn’t even be able to afford to pay attention in these stores!

One stop we had to make, being fans of “The Apprentice” and all, was Trump Tower. It’s a really cool building, and I was excited to show the boys.

It was amusing to show them how many things in the building had the Trump name on them.

Of course, everywhere you turned, you could buy something too. With the Trump name on it. ‘Cause that’s how The Donald rolls. We were in the building for about 25 minutes and never saw him; he was probably upstairs counting money or something.

I also had to make my standard NYC stop at The Plaza to visit Eloise.

Eloise is the little girl in a series of books by Kay Thompson (illustrated by Hilary Knight) who lives at The Plaza with her dog Weenie and her turtle, Skipperdee. My and Julesie‘s Dad is a hotel manager (not of The Plaza!) and we lived in hotels for a time when we were kids. (We were popular for sleepovers!) Though we didn’t run around those hotels as Eloise did (like she owned the place)…oh never mind. We sort of did in our own way. Anyway, our Mom bought the first book and it’s always been one of our favorites. A portrait of Eloise hangs at The Plaza. See? Isn’t she cute?

After I dropped by and said hello, we wandered around the hotel a bit, feeling very underdressed and a bit slobbish.



After a few minutes, the older boy (Captain Obvious) made the following statement: “The Plaza is a little fancy.”

Ya think?

We also visited the awesome Apple Store. Other than the actual store being H-U-G-E and P-A-C-K-E-D, it was just like any other Apple Store, except for the modern and innovative entrance and street level view:

Yep, it’s just a big glass box with the Apple logo hanging inside. To get downstairs, you can take the elevator (this is the view from inside the elevator at the bottom, looking up at street level):

or the stairs:

Next stop? FAO Schwarz. Awesome. The boys were looking forward to seeing the Big Piano, from the movie “Big”.

Here’s the Big Piano! Exciting! There was (of course) a small line to get a turn.

If you wanted to purchase one to install at your own home, you could get it for a very reasonable (cough, cough) $250,000.

Here is a little girl having lots of fun on the piano. She doesn’t belong to me, but my own children took a pass on playing “Heart and Soul” or any other tune on the Big Piano. Oh well.

As we made our way towards the door, we came across a huge display of this “new” toy called a Myachi. Adorable, but what is it?

I’ve got news for you. Although they are heralding it as “The Original HAND Sack”, c’mon guys. It’s a flat Hacky Sack. Alright, the Hacky Sack is ball-shaped and meant to be a FOOT Sack, but really. Hand Sack? It’s a Hacky Sack.

Well, I’ll let you be the judge. I have to admit, it is pretty cool…but dorky at the same time. Myachi anyone? (By the way, a Myachi costs about $249,992 less than the Big Piano.)

Lastly, my favorite part of Fifth Avenue on that particular day, Takashimaya. I have written about Takashimaya before: if you’ll recall, Julesie and I saw the Clintons there on our last visit and were thisclose to walking up and saying hello until the Secret Service started moving in.

This high-end Japanese department store is TO DIE FOR. The description on their website says this: “Takashimaya is a store temple of uniquely curated merchandise and gifts.” A STORE TEMPLE! Isn’t that cool? Totally accurate, too. It feels like a sacred space as soon as you walk in the door.



As we wandered around I found the most beautiful soaps and decided to get one for Julesie and one for myself. (Weaselmomma: I’ll save you the trouble here…) I did NOT get one for my NYC contest. They are wrapped in gorgeous, heavy paper with ribbon and a little wax seal, and…ooh, wait. I didn’t find them on the Takashimaya site but I did find them here.

Anyway, the lady who worked there was chatting with me about how luxurious the soaps were and I told her I wanted to buy two. She asked how I would be paying for them, cash or charge, and I told her that I would use my Visa. Then she said something magical that I don’t experience at JCPenney or Target:

“Why don’t you give me your credit card and have a seat with your family while I ring this up in back; I’ll put the soaps in a bag with the gift bags and tissue so that when you get home, you can package them up nicely and the tissue will still look nice?”

What? You’re going to take my credit card in back, lady?

Oh yeah, there are NO registers out on the sales floor. Tacky.

Now if the sales lady at one of my normal haunts had said those same words, of course I would have said “Hell to the no! You’d better ring that stuff up out here where I can see you!” But here at Takashimaya, I felt like I was a total celebrity, and I have to admit, I loved that.

I went over to where the boys were sitting and told them excitedly what was happening. They weren’t impressed.


Oh well. They didn’t even really believe that this was a department store. “There’s not enough STUFF, Mom.”

Ahh, young whippersnappers. Someday you’ll get it.

I tried to explain the high-end concept of shopping to them, but frankly they really didn’t care much. I signed my Visa slip, took the bag from the sales lady, and we headed back out to the street, my steps a little springier as we went on with our day.

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  • WeaselMomma April 8, 2009, 1:50 pm

    So to recap, You bought luxurious little carefully wrapped soaps. Complete with gift packaging. From a high end department store that should have been a restaurant, with fantastic ‘make you feel like a celeb’ service and we get a squished penny if and only if we cat fight through 10 days of comments and win a mini lottery. Just making sure I got it straight.

  • Mom24 April 8, 2009, 2:18 pm

    What fun. I love Eloise. Jacob and Julianna love the live-action movies with Julie Andrews. Too much fun. I’m also a big fan of The Apprentice. I would have been somewhat disappointed if he hadn’t had a lot for sale with his image all over it.

    The Japanese department store sounds interesting.

  • Mom24 April 8, 2009, 2:20 pm

    That’s my favorite scene from Big too. $250,000? Wow.

  • Isabella April 8, 2009, 2:43 pm

    Takashimaya sounds fascinating. Have you used the soap yet?


    I’d be happy with a pressed penny…that’s all I’m sayin’. πŸ˜‰

  • i am the diva April 8, 2009, 2:46 pm

    Seems to me like you could make a commercial and have thousands of kids running up screaming to get an asparagus Ice Cream, and say: “IT’S ASPARAGUS ICE CREAM, THE NEW FLAVOUR SENSATION THAT’S SWEEPING THE NATION!” it’d probably sell.

    Again, i’m jealous of your trip… So very jealous. πŸ™‚

  • Sue April 8, 2009, 5:07 pm

    The boys DEFINITELY looked unimpressed! 2 funny pictures of them. Don’t they understand they were in a SHOPPING TEMPLE!!!???

  • Mags April 8, 2009, 5:12 pm

    What pretty soaps! I would have freaked out a little bit (in my head) about the credit card thing at first…

    That Apple store looks almost identical to the one here in Boston.

  • Kat April 8, 2009, 5:30 pm

    From that angle littel Eloise looks as though she has a beer belly LOL. Do you reckon The Donald is diving into a huge pile of money like uncle Dagobert did?

    Too bad you didn’t see him to tell him he looks like a gobshite with that hairpiece.

  • mayberry April 8, 2009, 5:39 pm

    I LOVE Takashimaya. I once got a gift from there and it was gorgeously wrapped, too.

  • Anonymous April 8, 2009, 6:04 pm

    Grandma W I can’t understand why the boys weren’t excited about shopping the this Shop Temple. Did you not raise them right? Ha Ha
    Tipicle teenager boys. I’m making my list already where we need to go on our week end with the girls.

  • Otter Thomas April 8, 2009, 7:16 pm

    Another great day in New York. Your kids should be grounded for skipping the big piano. I would do it in a second.

  • Anonymous April 9, 2009, 1:16 am

    I’d like to just point out that only THREE of us are fans of the Apprentice. This fourth person in the house, is definitely NOT a fan. Just so we’re clear here:-)

  • NukeDad April 9, 2009, 12:36 pm

    Trump sure is a monument to modesty, isn’t he? Do me a favor; just go ahead and sent the penny to WeaselMomma; she obviously wants it the most.

  • Andie April 9, 2009, 8:59 pm

    is the plaza still a hotel? because last time I was up that way in NY, it was actually being renovated into condos or something… did they go back to being a hotel?

    looks fun. I always shop on 5th avenue, just for the heck of it. LOL

  • Mrs4444 April 10, 2009, 12:39 am

    They say it’s all in how you market it; hand sack? Yup; it’s a hacky.

  • Merrie April 10, 2009, 5:10 pm

    I SO want to be rich and fancy like that every day, but I just don’t see it happening. What a neat experience (at the store temple.)

  • The Microblogologist April 11, 2009, 1:01 am

    Lol, most of those places sound a little rich for my bohemian blood!

  • Michelle April 11, 2009, 2:54 am

    So did you buy anything at FAO Schwartz? The wee ones got map of the US placemats and a winter Winnie the Pooh, respectively. I *can’t* go there and not buy something.

    But man those soaps sound heavenly. And the service. What, they didn’t offer you sparkling water while you waited?

    And no tea at the Plaza? Tea is one of my favorite things to do in NYC!

  • Huckdoll April 11, 2009, 8:27 pm

    My favorite NYC post so far. THIS is what I want to do with my mom…hit the city and all those fancy hotels and shops. Love, love, LOVED this post.

  • Karen MEG April 11, 2009, 9:14 pm

    Oh, you’re making me want to visit NYC again soon and I was just there early December.
    The Trump tower is amazing isn’t it. He’s not exactly subtle.

    My fave of this post, the pics of the boys… LOL!

  • Katie April 12, 2009, 1:48 am

    Ooh, I’ve never seen inside the Plaza before! Gorgeous! I’m gonna have to wander in on my next visit.

    I played on the Big piano!!

    And that department store sounds amazing.