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Queer Eyes For the Straight Girls

On Friday, my roomie Sue (or, as she is commonly referred to among some of her new friends, “Cape Cod”) reallyreallyreally wanted to go to the Expo Hall to meet Carson Kressley. Though I was more excited about the idea of meeting Tim Gunn, I’m also a Carson fan and told her I’d be glad to go with her.

We showed up at the booth at 3:00; he was supposed to appear at 4:00. (Oh, I’m sorry…I guess people were in SESSIONS instead of waiting in line for celebrities. My bad.) Even the women at the Nikon booth (Nikon sponsored his appearance) told us we should go away for a while. So we did.

We returned at 3:30, feeling certain that there would be a crowd by then. Nope. So we became the leaders of the line. Time for a photo!


People started to get in line a few minutes later, and we chatted with a lovely woman who was at the conference promoting these (she brought some for Carson!). She was super nice.

As 4:00 got closer, a guy wandered over to us from the booth around the corner. (Sue, you will have to make corrections or additions if I don’t remember this properly) He asked us what we were waiting for, and when we told him, he said, “Who is Carson Kressley?”

Sue said, “He’s from ‘Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’.”

Then the guy replied and smiled mischievously, “Ooh! Well, I don’t know anything about queers.” He then waited a beat for Sue to register a look of horror on her face because she didn’t know how to respond. I realized that he is indeed gay, and we all laughed our butts off together. We introduced ourselves, and somehow the conversation got to the point where Sue told our new friend Gary that she’d been looking for a gay BFF.

He exclaimed, “Great! Then you can be my fag hag!” He scurried back to his booth and returned a few minutes later with his e-mail address. He’s local, so I think *I* probably have a better shot at being his fag hag than Sue does, but whatev.

I had to get a photo of the two new best buds:


Now, this next thing I don’t want to make TOO big a deal out of because it definitely didn’t ruin our experience, but as we were waiting in the last few minutes, the crowds were moving closer to the table where Carson would be sitting. A woman was standing behind me and sort of to my left, and she kept inching up. Sue and I kept giving each other the eye and sort of repositioning ourselves. It seemed to us like the woman was making a move to get up front. Sue, the Yummie Tummies rep that was so nice, and I were quietly joking about how violent we would get if anyone cut in front of us.

And then it happened. As soon as Carson got settled, she scooted AROUND ME on the left and stepped up to the table first. SO ANNOYING. But you know what? Whatever. I had to let that go. We were still second and third. But shame on her.

Carson’s pants were spectacular:


I walked up to him and asked him if I could come around to his side for a photo (I KNOW! Can you believe my boldness? I’m awesome), and he said, “Well of course you can!” So I did.


I made sure he knew that my name only has one S before he gave me his autograph, and then I moved on so Sue could have her turn:


While Sue was talking to him, I took this photo…


…and then stepped to the side, just in time to see our BFF Gary, SO HAPPY for Sue as she was meeting Carson. This is my favorite photo of all time that I’ve taken of someone who I’ve known for less than 15 minutes:


Later that evening, Sue and I were whisked away in a limo (yup!) to the Nikon VIP party. It was very glamorous and we had an awesome time. They had a guy doing chair massages, a woman doing makeup, and they had a yellow carpet (not red; yellow is Nikon’s color) set up for people to walk down and then pose for pictures in front of an event-themed backdrop, just like a “real celebrity”.


Carson was interviewed by a few very lucky bloggers. It was fun to watch.


Sue and I walked the yellow carpet to meet with Carson again; since he had done a Nikon how-to series called “How to Look Good in Pictures”, he was consulting with everybody. We did a “before” photo, and then he looked at it on the monitor and told us what to do differently in order to look better. Then they snapped an “after”. It was quite exciting when Carson brushed my hair with his fingers as he said, “I can see we’re having a bad weather day, aren’t we?” (Oh CARSON. You’re so funny.) And then he told me that I squint my eyes too much when I smile. I told him that I can’t help it; I’m a very happy person. He said, “I get that. But concentrate on keeping your eyes open when you smile!”

I seriously would have smacked the crud out of anyone else, had they said those things to me. But I know this is just Carson’s way of delivering constructive criticism, and I appreciated it, truly.

One more photo with Carson for the road, and we let others have a turn as we PAR-TAYED!


Such a fun and unforgettable evening!

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  • NYCity Mama July 28, 2009, 2:24 am

    OMG…I think I would've been horrified and excited all at once! lol! Awesome!! You are friend number 5 who has met him!! What gives??? Sounds fun!

  • Mrs4444 July 28, 2009, 2:39 am

    He seems like a really nice guy. Glad you two got the "royal treatment" that night-you deserve it! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • BeautifulWreck July 28, 2009, 2:47 am

    I've always liked him and he seems like a nice guy. Of course I love my gays too! Definitely call the local up. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Looks like you had a great time!

  • surprised mom July 28, 2009, 4:27 am

    It's so cool you got to meet Carson. I would love to meet him, too.
    I'm so glad you were treated like "royalty" later on. Of course you deserve it.
    Thanks for sharing the photos.

  • seashore subjects July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm

    How fun! Wish I had the looking better in pictures talk – I take horrible pictures!

  • Sue July 28, 2009, 1:58 pm

    Brooke and I just laughed our asses off at this post! Such a great day! I will post my rendition tomorrow. I am a little behind….

  • Jeve (aka John and Steve) July 28, 2009, 4:01 pm

    I can't believe that one woman who cut in front of you. You're a bigger person for not starting a fuss!

  • Liz@thisfullhouse July 28, 2009, 4:29 pm

    So, so much fun!!!

  • Heather July 28, 2009, 9:53 pm

    Oh I giggled & laughed so hard when I read this!! Thank you so much for this, I needed it!!!

    ๐Ÿ™‚

  • The Devoted Dad July 28, 2009, 10:00 pm

    Melisa, Admittedly, I had no idea who he was either until I read further. I knew though that there would be a good story, and I wasn't disappointed- I hate line cutters- likes where's that gonna get you in life! Well- I guess first, but you get my point. -Jason

  • k a t i e July 29, 2009, 12:56 am

    I love Carson.

    LOVE him.

    Uber jealous!

  • Colleen - Mommy Always Wins July 29, 2009, 4:42 am

    OK, just another reason I'm bummed I didn't get an invite to the Nikon party. I REEE-HEEE-HEEE-LY need "how to take a better picture" advice! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Michelle July 29, 2009, 5:08 am

    Wait, you get all that hook up and nothing with hte yummy tummy people? I need one of those things!

    Way cool on Carson Pressley. somehow I (oops) never had time to get the full story. Yay to Sue! And you. I really need the camera/photo help, but … someday. So are you working on not squinting your eyes? What was Sue supposed to do?

  • Anonymous July 29, 2009, 12:41 pm

    Loved you blog as usual. After I saw Carson's picture I new who he was. But I remember him from different shows.
    Like I always said you are a lady, and didn't beat the hell out of that line cutter. I think I would have tripped her or something. Or whispered something bad in her ear like "G will punish you someday".
    Enjoy the rest of the week.
    Love
    Grandma W

  • Bad Momma July 29, 2009, 12:58 pm

    Go Graddma W!

    Like the whispering something bad in her ear part!

    I would have taken a photo & posted it on my blog. Would have asked her for her name & the correct spelling to make sure I got it right! (hope it wasn't Flat Bad Momma, she's pushy like that!)

  • The Microblogologist July 29, 2009, 5:49 pm

    The line cutter wouldn't have dared cut if I were with you, my massive muscles would have been too intimidating! Yet one more reason you have to be my water aerobics instructor when I (hopefully) move back to Chicagoland, gotta keep my buffness ๐Ÿ˜‰