Every single time I retrieve Roxie from being boarded when we go out of town, this is the conversation that occurs:
Jim: “So, what kind of LIES did they tell us about her this time?”
Me: “They aren’t lies. I’m sure she’s an angel there! Everyone loves her. Anyway, let me read you her Pawgress Report.”
Jim: “All lies.”
Me: “No! I mean, OBVIOUSLY it’s a business and they want us to bring her back there, so they let us know that she had a great time! But it’s all true.”
I mean really, doesn’t this look like a dog that had a blast on vacation?